Memories of sex in the USSR
In the summer of 1985 with my classmates called in vigilantes. Catch prostitutes near the "Cosmos" hotel. It was Festival of Youth and Students. Live prostitutes we have never seen, so the interest was almost biological.
After all, as it is - to have sex for money? It should be special creatures. Something like frogs in American jeans. But no, we did not catch, see "frog" in the context of failed.
Our Soviet love was pure. The girls were shyly and unavailable.
Modesty - this is our, dear, cherished. Russian literature - shy. We read Bunin "Light breath", and it was high erotic experience. Only one in the whole country was listed as a prostitute Sonia Marmeladov. Thin and blond. The genius of moral purity.
Sex - is a reserved, secret, magic. When talking about sex is not - he becomes the supreme pleasure. When he was like no, but all his hungering as the victory of communism. Only communism not touch it, and the girl can be. Inadvertently touch a girl's chest - it's such a reward, that the medal of the Hero of the Soviet Union - a pathetic trinket.
Soviet puritanism was rough and gray as the army blanket, but without it we would not know a great buzz. The stronger Puritanism - the steeper the orgasm. Never in our history a woman was not as alluring and mysterious as if cursed socialism. There was thin condom, tight jeans and underwear intimissimi - there was nothing. But it was the main thing - the desire, the passion, the libido. Soviet man all the time thinking about sex. Sat at a party meeting and thought: "This Ninka of HR - ought hoo!" Nina sat in the personnel department and I thought ... I mean, did not think the thought was driving, blushing .... But really I wanted.
Around Pakhmutova thundered, waving red flags, marched propaganda teams, promoters told the dying of the unemployed in America - and all were thinking only about sex. Among anguish, queues, and the eternal struggle for the harvest, sex was our greatest attraction.
Carefully polapat girl during a slow dance - happiness. To drag her into the bath for kisses - ecstasy. And get sex - you are the happiest person in the world. Love, Komsomol and spring.
We sought sex from their girlfriends and it was a painful, long process. Not only to get her condescending consent, it is necessary to build all the logistics. To the parents were not at home, to do everything before their arrival. And if the house in any way - the other, in the park, or even the devil knows where. You are no hotels on the hour. I was in the attic and ever, by the way, at the Patriarch. "Ugh! - smorschatsya today's girls - A shower, hygiene, candles, romantic "?
in the attic soul was not, I will not lie. A romance - fountain all heating pipes. No, honestly, it was delicious, there groomed Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger in "Nine and a half?" Chest Soviet actress in the film - for a second in the shot! - and full houses. In the episode, when Shura with an unfamiliar student undress to their underwear and lie down next by reading the abstract - in this episode sexuality more than in all the films of Bertolucci.
Pornography occasionally come across in the form of printed materials - look, do not keep, pass on to others. But generally anyone pornography was not needed. Soviet man's head to make such images that the pants bursting at the seams. We did the rocket, and they were eager for a mini-skirt young nahalok.
Damn all this socialism, but we would like the wildly ...
And we stole desire. We have broken DNA. We have been deprived of modesty. Naked women everywhere, but we do not want. When sex is everywhere, it means that anywhere. He blurred.
Any psychologists tell us with concern that young people lose interest in sex. Still would. Sex is interesting only when it bans. And when on the cover of the magazine writes, "As a Man soblazit for the evening" or "guide to her erogenous zones" or "Anal sex: pros and cons" - all ashes. Everything is empty, useless, boring. When you vparivayut girl, her erogenous zones, the G-spot and deep throat - what the hell gave this girl and her deep throat? Boring girl.
And become impotent. No advertising tablets with cord will not save the country and its libido. Pornography does not initiate anyone, Sobyanin tiles more interesting to look at. Tempt, Woman, Man of the night, yeah. Once he falls asleep while you're splashing in the bathtub. The joystick is broken, Game Over.
Dull colleagues at corporate parties look like Nina winds from the personnel department. She tries very hard, on her waist tatuha Fuck me. But no one does not want to Ninka, he tries in vain. Sex services everywhere, in every sauna. Guys sometimes come hard drinking because still remember: like the way it should be. "To go to the women." And, too, fall asleep. What a thrill it what hunting when the legs themselves apart. Sad "women" sitting in the sheets, watching the TV series "Greek woman" had nothing to do. Oh, to be our warriors outfit of 1985, we would have understood. We would give them a Komsomol meeting, would have worked. Told about Sonia Marmeladov with her pure love. And then I would have bought white carnations and ran on a date to his beloved. In anguish thinking: "I'll try to kiss today. I make up my mind! "
This look after sex: from the section obvious but incredible!