Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

Certainly, many men (and sometimes women and) heard from his coveted second halves of the hateful phrase: "My dear / darling, I'm sorry, but now I have a headache." Bummer? Another one. However, as the experience of web users, the possibilities of the human imagination is truly endless and magic headaches - this is not the most creative go-ahead, which is able to invent man. Today we have prepared for you a selection of the most unusual, absurd and funny responses, which are popular social networking users have given to the question: "What is the most stupid go-ahead, you come up to the slope of the sex?".

Attention! In order to maintain healthy relationships in the family and in order to avoid causing deep psychological trauma to the partner, it is strongly not recommended to try the following methods at home.

to pretend that pees standing

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

"Once, when I was 23, I organized a get-together at home, well, you know that alcohol and hormones then ran a river. In that house in my bedroom was a separate bathroom, and if you do not close the door, the toilet perfectly viewed from the bed. So, then I could not get rid of the obsessive guy who dragged me into the bedroom and began to persuade to do it "in bystrenkomu" (yes, the people in the 21st century are still alive romance). For I am drunk not think of anything better than to arrange a little shock therapy and asked me to wait for him on the bed, while I go to the toilet. You should have seen his face when I turned back to him and began to write standing up defiantly through the funnel. He then politely excused himself, and the more I have not seen him. "

to simulate a panic attack

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

"I once met a girl, and we very quickly moved my car to do the most. But when I climbed under her skirt, I felt a terrible smell, probably it is not less than two days was not in the shower. Then, to avoid embarrassment, I just pretended that I had a panic attack. Of course, she was stunned, but I must pay tribute to her, out of the car was washed off very quickly and without too many questions. "

I told him that he wanted his children

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

"When I was tired of the fact that my ex is constantly wanted to get me into bed, then I told him that I love him and want his children. I've never seen that someone was running so fast. Apparently, the fear of commitment proved to be too strong. "

He said to her that "it was not for her the rose bloomed"

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

"I remember at some party for me in full climbed to kiss some drunk girl that I did not even know, but the problem is that she always smoked, and I could not stand the smell of tobacco, so I just politely I asked her to be gentle because I'm still a virgin, and I do not want to be my first time was like this. Her as the wind blew. "

cry

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

"I just portrayed hysteria. It works every time. "

lied about the operation

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

"lied the girl that I recently cut an inguinal hernia. It worked. "

Cheap and

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

"I just told him that I needed to, and I quote," go to the push to postpone little face. " More he did not stick to me. Damn, well, I'm really exhausted when all other options. "

He left to work at half past three in the morning

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

"I was just sitting at home at night, and nobody touched, when to the door I knocked on a drunken neighbor and asked for the phone call, because I forgot the keys when you leave to smoke, and the door slammed shut. Then she asked to be allowed to wait for me until I come her friend, who had a spare key. Then she slowly beginning to hint at a good time. It was very personal, and this time, I would have broken your sacred rule never to sleep with women tipsy, but then in my head loomed my neighbor, and part of her husband, who served in the Special Forces, and that he I do to my face if he knew that I was his wife. In general, I'm just going to, I apologized, and said that I needed to go to work at half past three in the morning. Five hours before the opening of the office, I slept on the stairs in front of the building. "

VIEW own death

Headaches are not a trend. Most silly visual signal that people come up with, so as not to have sex

"Once upon a time I was in love with another friend, whom I had known for many years. Nice sweet girl, but dumb as a stool, and it is not to my taste. Once she still managed under some pretext to pull out of me promise that I would come to her in the evening. It was good and I really did not want to hurt her, but to sleep with her, I, too, was not morally ready. So I just asked his best friend to write on my page on Facebook, I crashed to death in a car accident, and the other guys started writing all sorts of comments in the style of "remember, love, mourn." I happened to meet her on the street in a month. He said that doctors rushed, and it was just a coma. "