The day when the world was saved ...
• The day when the world was saved ...
"Birthday - celebration of childhood
And nowhere, nowhere on it does not escape ... "
Escape exactly impossible from him. Personally, I have never worked. Although every year on this day, I disappear from Moscow and carefully trying to hide. All the same, he inevitably comes.
But once it comes, then it is necessary to hold it with dignity. Worthy of the proud title of "Fools Day". What, exactly, this time, and it turned out as never before. In severe weather conditions we had a highly scientific experiments on the combustion of various substances in the lava. And survival of people in the dead of winter. We have acquired a life as six pairs of boots. And these overgrown lifestyle hit the TV as Aboriginal.
And of course his birthday I had to finish something especially grand. And what could be grander save the world? Therefore, the latest in a lava flew Ring ...
So, about everything in order ...
As I said, the day of the birth of yet arrived. Well, as you know, holiday childhood childhood ... And it began to play. Healthy idiocy previous day rapidly escalated into zdorovuschy.
Since birthday begins as we know at night, and celebrate the start of his night. People we are adults, Responsibility, we understand that a guide, which is responsible for the security of the event should not be disturbed. Came to his tent. "Well, it's time to sleep Good night." - loudly said most adults and Responsibility and withdrew on tiptoe toward the hill. The hill offers a beautiful view of the lava. - And let's go closer ... and closer. Yet!!! Oh, but not too close, we came? Eeey seems it's time to throw away ...
In general, despite the cold, it was warm at night.
In the morning we were awakened by a helicopter with some tourists who arrived a couple of hours to look at the lava.
It was negative. But Vitaly, who apparently could not sleep particularly hurry up and become the owner of six pairs of beautiful boots. In our case it was a definite plus. And I have these boots could get involved directly in the shoes, t. To. The size range started somewhere in the 42 digits.
Attempts to make the stove work and a little bit to warm up to nothing lead. Therefore we bask decided traditionally - walks in the fresh air.
In the morning decided to take a break from lavozrenii. Well, the truth as possible. Lava, lava ... Come see the active crater.
The funnel was very active. Every minute in the camp could hear the "thump, thump." As if someone had thrashed with a stick on the tin roof. Here in this Bukh we went.
According to the hot ground, toward the smoke ... Smoke was a lot. The wind was blowing exactly on us. Therefore, in the funnel area it was very smelly and the main can not see anything.
At the celebratory dinner was delicious buckwheat ... In a situation where all the frozen: food, water, and even wood - hot buckwheat was divine.
So look our usual food. Hearty and in a frozen state does not lose its properties.
By festive march on lava we approached very seriously. We are preparing as though leaving the camp forever. Each took a big backpack stuffed full of the fact that it was particularly expensive. Well have to see how expensive things burn in the lava. Personally, I took plenty of business cards, because I was told that the lava river, not only in the Sea of Okhotsk fall, and generally behave unpredictably. And very much the greatest possible number of people to convey information about themselves.
As they walked to the lava, it began to snow. Then the truth was found out that this is the EC fell, I broke down jacket and slept all the feathers. At the same time found that the puff number of difficult MOE comprises fluff.
On the road, it became clear that the expression refers to "the earth is burning under their feet." It's when you walk on the rocks and all red in between. And feet so warm. Because the soles melt.
- Come closer ... Closer Banderlog ..!
And we went. Spellbound. Captivated. As loshki carrying the last lot of money in MMM, we carried backpacks things in hopes of getting a miracle ... closer and closer ... Very close ...
- Wow! Lava! - we said and began to poke at her with an iron rod.
What can I say? How to convey the feeling of that process?
Yes way. It was cool. Get yourself here is a souvenir for my birthday. I would certainly be able to write that the power of the entire planet penetrated me through the iron rod ... But do not tell. Because it is already full of garbage of some sort. We are serious people. Although something like that certainly cool head.
After such fraternization with lava we finally relaxed, and began the celebration. The lava has flown everything that could burn. And then what would not burn at all. But still interesting ... Garbage burning nicely. Especially if you throw fan.
If you throw the snow, he makes funny "pshshshsh" and on the lava remains a black spot. Dominoes throw all pointless (they do not burn) but intellectually (played dominoes all the rules, so that it was necessary to remember how and what to throw). Firewood burn carefully, but unremarkable.
Beautiful just burned umbrella. As we have proved to be an umbrella - it is better not to ask. It was okay on the background of the fun.
Here it is the moment of apotheosis of our idiocy: Den, poking around in the lava; I harbored his umbrella, not to get wet; Acne, offers me a stool, so I'm not tired shelter Dan. And the people, all this was filmed. Although it is strange, it looks just now. Everything was very harmonious.
Here decided to watch the burning of a bottle of champagne. Therefore, we remember that it's my birthday. Here is the truth remembered that today is April 1st. And they demanded my passport. I gave the passport. Well then I remembered that no one saw how eager passports ... Well, that, I feel sorry for something.
In the bottle we put the remaining money, documents and valuables. Some, who did not have business cards frozen pens scratching their phone numbers on the toilet paper. And, too, put it in a bottle. She swam the river of lava is very majestic, gradually bending the neck to the fiery flow.
For holiday we have in AUC stocked champagne glasses. Not that aesthetes among us were. Just I wanted to see how it will look in the photo lava and bubbles of champagne.
And in the midst of fun in my glass materialized Ring. Elven writings predatory gleamed on his black side. "I am yours ..." - whispered it.
- Throw Olya, throw! - chanted universe.
- My prrrelest, - I whispered in response to gripping the ring teeth ...
And as I did not like the ring, did not want to become Gollum.
- Aaaaaaa - sadly, I looked after ringlet flying into the fiery abyss. It was so cool. But the world ... Well, someone has to improve it.
In fact, the world has been saved, and the party continued.
We went again on the active crater. In the darkness, everything was tinged with red. And every buhom from the vent took off beautiful red stones, and they rolled down a long hill in our direction. This salute in honor of the birth of yet, no one had.
And then again went to the lava.
And a funnel again. And again on the lava. New River broad powerful streams flooded the district. Then morning came and we had to fly a helicopter.